seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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