I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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