Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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