I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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