whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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