So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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