I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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