Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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