that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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