:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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