i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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