the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You dont lie about slip and slides
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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