I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I want to walk on stilts...naked
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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