That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
