Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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