id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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