oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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