Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
