no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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