so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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