Your tits are I can't wait for
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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