this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize