Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Randomize
