I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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