is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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