So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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