On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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