Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Swine flu. Run for my life!
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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