on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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