wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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