Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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