you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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