After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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