Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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