Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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