so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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