? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Found your dick twin last night
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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