All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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