he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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