they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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