He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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