Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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