make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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