i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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