I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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