Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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