saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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