One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
