I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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