I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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