this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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