My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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