why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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