Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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