Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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